If you are like me and you put off planning for all important holidays, you probably don’t have your Halloween costume yet. Just a friendly reminder: Halloween is basically tomorrow and you have nothing to wear. Lucky for you, your best friend/partner in crime (me), is here to save the day. So here it goes, 10 last minute Halloween costumes that will make people respect u n think ur cool and very swaggy.
Literally just wear all pink with a blue vest and skirt. Throw in pigtails and something holographic and you’ve nailed it.
2) Michelle Nun
If you want to go political this halloween, just wear a nun costume and glasses and wear a campaign button. Are you ready for Michelle?
3) Blue Ivy
Just print this out and tape it to your shirt.
4) Literally Any Disney Villain
Just wear scary makeup and a cape.
5) The Walking Deadhead
Buy Grateful Dead T-shirt at Goodwill. Do zombie makeup.
6) A Dumb Bitch
Paint your nose black. Wear dog ears. Staple a failing test to your shirt.
7) Margot Tenenbaum
This one is actually cool.
8) A Spoiler Alert
Write a spoiler of a movie on a five dollar t-shirt and wear a red jacket and hat and say that you’re a spoiler alert and flash people trenchcoat style.
9) Johnny from the Shining
Buy a piece of poster board and rip a hole in the middle. Put it around your head and smile maniacally.
10) A Boy Brought to the Yard By A Milkshake
Dress in mens’ clothing. Carry a Milkshake. Say that the milkshake brought you to the yard. Tape some grass to your shirt for added swagger.
Do you have any better ideas? I sure hope so….