10 LAST MINUTE HALLOWEEN COSTUMES THAT WILL HAVE PEOPLE SAYING “GOOD ENOUGH”

If you are like me and you put off planning for all important holidays, you probably don’t have your Halloween costume yet. Just a friendly reminder: Halloween is basically tomorrow and you have nothing to wear. Lucky for you, your best friend/partner in crime (me), is here to save the day. So here it goes, 10 last minute Halloween costumes that will make people respect u n think ur cool and very swaggy.

1) Zenon

Literally just wear all pink with a blue vest and skirt. Throw in pigtails and something holographic and you’ve nailed it.

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Zenon Halloween

2) Michelle Nun

If you want to go political this halloween, just wear a nun costume and glasses and wear a campaign button. Are you ready for Michelle?

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3) Blue Ivy

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 Just print this out and tape it to your shirt.

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4) Literally Any Disney Villain

Just wear scary makeup and a cape.

5) The Walking Deadhead

Buy Grateful Dead T-shirt at Goodwill. Do zombie makeup.

6) A Dumb Bitch

Paint your nose black. Wear dog ears. Staple a failing test to your shirt.

7) Margot Tenenbaum

This one is actually cool.

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Margo

8) A Spoiler Alert

Write a spoiler of a movie on a five dollar t-shirt and wear a red jacket and hat and say that you’re a spoiler alert and flash people trenchcoat style.

9) Johnny from the Shining

Buy a piece of poster board and rip a hole in the middle. Put it around your head and smile maniacally.

10) A Boy Brought to the Yard By A Milkshake

Dress in mens’ clothing. Carry a Milkshake. Say that the milkshake brought you to the yard. Tape some grass to your shirt for added swagger.

Do you have any better ideas? I sure hope so….

xo Miranda

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Miranda Feneberger

Miranda Feneberger

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