LOL FINALS

I believe this is the third post I’ve done regarding finals week on this blog. Pretty much I get really really bored and don’t want to do anything so like a good member of the Internet, I blog it out.

I’m pretty much just going to provide you with some good distractions and tips and shit that I haven’t mentioned in the past. Read the FIRST and SECOND finals week posts too while you’re at it.

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IF YOU NEED A STUDY BREAK:

1) Buzz Feed will help you. Suggested articles:

2)You Tube will help you. Suggested videos

IF YOU WANT TO STUDY UNTIL YOU DIE:

1) Put some sort of food related reward on your paper after every paragraph you read and then eat it once you get there. Repeat until fat/knowledgeable. I recommend jelly beans or M&Ms but feel free to use burritos.

2) Listen to the Finals playlist I made on Spotify.

Try not to cry yourself to sleep. Staying awake is more important than your health! Do whatever it takes!! I recommend coffee but feel free to try crack, meth, snorting Pixie Sticks, smoking pizza, or whatever else you have on hand. I wouldn’t recommend smoking highlighters but MacGyver it up ya’ll!

Real talk it’s okay you can always be Bill Gates or Mark Zuckerberg and come up with a brilliant idea that allows you to avoid college graduation all together! Just remember:

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xo Miranda

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Miranda Feneberger

Miranda Feneberger

In the middle of an existential crisis. If you have one of those super long phone chargers can you send it to me?