I believe this is the third post I’ve done regarding finals week on this blog. Pretty much I get really really bored and don’t want to do anything so like a good member of the Internet, I blog it out.
IF YOU NEED A STUDY BREAK:
1) Buzz Feed will help you. Suggested articles:
2)You Tube will help you. Suggested videos
- Something Pretty and Nice.
- Something to Make You Feel A Lot Better.
- Something Jimmy Fallon.
- Something Lykke Li.
- Something Beautiful.
- Something Cool Looking.
- Someone Way Too Drunk.
- Something To Make You Laugh Your Ass Off.
IF YOU WANT TO STUDY UNTIL YOU DIE:
1) Put some sort of food related reward on your paper after every paragraph you read and then eat it once you get there. Repeat until fat/knowledgeable. I recommend jelly beans or M&Ms but feel free to use burritos.
2) Listen to the Finals playlist I made on Spotify.
Try not to cry yourself to sleep. Staying awake is more important than your health! Do whatever it takes!! I recommend coffee but feel free to try crack, meth, snorting Pixie Sticks, smoking pizza, or whatever else you have on hand. I wouldn’t recommend smoking highlighters but MacGyver it up ya’ll!
Real talk it’s okay you can always be Bill Gates or Mark Zuckerberg and come up with a brilliant idea that allows you to avoid college graduation all together! Just remember: