MOVIE REVIEW: HEATHERS

This movie is insane. I didn’t really know what it was about going into it, and I just assumed it was a silly teenage girl comedy from the 80s. This movie is so much more than yet. When popular clique-girl Veronica decides she’s had it with the other girls in her clique, all aptly named Heather, she teams up with unlikely hero JD to destroy and rid the school of the popular girls, literally. There’s murder people. Plus my favorite girl Winona Ryder is the leading lady, alongside a young Shannen Doherty and a creepily charming Christian Slater.

Once you get past the awful 80s hair and blazers, you can fully enjoy all of the one-liners that this movie has to offer.

Prime examples:

“God, you’re such a pillow case.”

“Oh fuck me gently with a chainsaw do I look like Mother Teresa???”

“Grow up Heather, bulimia is so ’87.”

“Veronica. Why are you pulling my dick about this???”

Girl: “Did you hear? School’s canceled today cause Kurt & Ram killed themselves in a repressed, homosexual, suicide pact.”

Heather: “No way!!!”

See this. It’s beautiful.

xox Miranda

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Miranda Feneberger

Miranda Feneberger

In the middle of an existential crisis. If you have one of those super long phone chargers can you send it to me?